I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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