It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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