take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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