apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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