brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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