Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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