dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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