There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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