i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
