it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm really busy with my period
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