i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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