So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
