Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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