Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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