dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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