So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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