i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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