Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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