do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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