we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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