it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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