lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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