What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You can't just leave with hair like that
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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