Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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