you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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