I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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