You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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