i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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