the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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