Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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