I hate your face
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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