I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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