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it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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