i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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