Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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