Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Can i not drive my cunt home
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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