does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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