Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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