woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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