If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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