Say something about gay babies.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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