I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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