We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
honey bunches of taint.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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