I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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