More tranny stories later!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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