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She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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