I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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