Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Someone shattered a urinal.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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