found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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