If that was your dad, he is hot
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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