She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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