idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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