what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
