Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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