so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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