So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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